lol im alive

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megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

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• teacher: where's your homework
• me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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“If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who you are. So don’t play around with fire; don’t give them their cake and let them eat it too. Here is your rule of thumb: they either commit to you or get none of you.”

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