when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
- teacher: where's your homework
- me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
“If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who you are. So don’t play around with fire; don’t give them their cake and let them eat it too. Here is your rule of thumb: they either commit to you or get none of you.”Joey Furjanic, The Heartbreak Hotel: How Long Will You Stay? (via this-iswhoiam)